Tonight is my seventh consecutive night of having watched an entire opera. In order they have been: Carmen, La Traviata, La bohème, Madama Butterfly, Turandot, Nixon in China, and tonight: The Magic Flute by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
this shit is already so funny and we're only 10 minutes in and I have no idea what the snake is doing here
a man dressed as a bird sings to literal actual physical birds. this is not a drill
"Hmm. the birds stopped working"
A conundrum!Oh thank god you're here. These birds stopped working and
We have a wife for you. She is on a plate lmaothis plate on the ground has a pretty girl on it. Time to go kill God. What is the serpent still doing here
I love her
She is a LARGE LANGUAGE MODELanyway good luck with that
hi it's me her mom lmaothey locked my mouth shut for being a little shit
you know what girls like? flutesheh, I bet they do
(I got nothing)are you my mommy?
The fuck?
What kinda likeness is that???
These little boys arrive on a hot air balloon to prevent characters from killing themselves. I'm not making this up
I really had different plans for this fluteoh well
I heard someone had a fluteI think the joke is literally that they are French
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Somehow, Rita Repulsa returned
DON'T DO IT PAMINA
You're right, children. I just had to think positiveEat your vegetables
Papagano what are you doing
PAPAGANO NOOH THANK GOD YOU BOYS GOT HERE IN TIME
You're right kids, this isn't the answer.
I just need to summon a wife
The male loneliness epidemic is SOLVED!Join us on Jan 6. Will be wild!
Well, that about covers it. Tomorrow I think I will watch Shostakovich’s opera The Nose, which is about a nose that gets arrested.
I heard someone had a flute
